The Colonoscopy

Michael drifted about, carrying a drink someone had shoved into his hand and marvelling how all these people were able to discard so quickly the inhibitions which must govern their conduct during the day.
-Nial Kent
"The Divided Path"

It was my turn. It is no surprise that the “colonoscopy procedure” brings forth feelings of dread. I was dreading it but also wanted to ‘get it over with’. I was too busy having fun on my 50th birthday, so it only took me about two months later to schedule my screening procedure (on July 20, 2009).

“I’m going to give you a twilight drug to help you relax,” said my UCLA Healthcare Dr. Mark Ovsiowitz (also known as Dr. “O”).
“Okay,” I said. And then I realized a few hours later that I have no recollection of what had happened (other than the fact that one of the nurses asked me to lay on my left side).

The primary purpose of the colonoscopy is to be screened for ‘colorectal cancer’. I read a recent article that it is the 2nd leading cause of deaths due to cancer (with lung cancer being the most common). The colorectal/colon cancer often starts in small masses of cells called polyps on the walls of the colon.

One small polyp was found during my screening and it was identified, located and instantly removed during the screening process. I received a letter a few days later from my doctor informing me of the biopsy results of my hyperplastic polyp. It was non-cancerous and non-pre cancerous. I was advised to return for a screening in TEN years. Hurrah!

Although the idea of a colonoscopy seems quite uncomfortable, it is an important test that you should have on a regular basis. This is especially true if you are at a greater risk of colon cancer. The essence of avoiding colon cancer is to catch it early. Getting a colonoscopy regularly could mean the difference between life and death. Ironically, just two days after my colonoscopy, my first cousin, Lori Lucero-Plimmer, informed me that her father (my moms’ brother, my uncle) was diagnosed with colon cancer at the age of 47. He had chemotherapy and never had another recurrence of the cancer. I had not been aware of any colon cancer in my family.

I must agree with what everyone told me. It is the preparation for the colonoscopy that is the most difficult. Your intestines have to be completely emptied. Your doctor will prescribe some kind of liquid diet along with a laxative prescription. There are other colon cleansing or colonic procedures that are available.

My acupuncturist, Dr. Lauren M. Freiman, gave me a business card that reads
‘…letting go is the clear way to health within’ with the name of Talya Meldy, a Colon Hydro therapist (I-ACT Certified Instructor) inscribed on the card. She practices at 12927 Venice Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA, 90066. I ought to make an appointment with her every five years (just to be proactive). Take a look at their website and ask for a referral to a Colon Hydro therapist in your area:
http://www.clearwayhealth.com/

To prepare for your colonoscopy, your intestines ought to be completely emptied. Your doctor may prescribe some kind of liquid diet, or laxatives, or enemas. But these methods are harsh and uncomfortable, when accomplishing complete colon cleansing could be much easier. You should ask your doctor if you may use a natural colon cleanse or a colonic. Even if you must continue with the prescribed medications, getting a regular colon cleanse in the weeks and months before your colonoscopy ought to make your preparation that much easier.

In conclusion, do NOT be foolish. When you turn fifty (or are over fifty and have NOT done so) take this minor screening test for your continued good health.

Twenty-five years ago today:

July 29, 1984
Sunday
The athletes (from Colorado) won the GOLD medal in the road cycling competition for the Olympics. Hurrah! I chose to lounge on this lazy Sunday. I did manage a bit of bicycling myself. I went to moms to raid her refrigerator and napped there, too.

Michael Miller telephoned with the idea of going to the movies. I did not feel like going. He said his friend, Chris, would be going with us. I would much rather just go with Michael.

Bruce telephoned and wanted to go hiking. He is being quite persistent.
“Why don’t we maybe do the hike next Saturday,” I suggested.

Chris Cordellos has not called in some time. I keep wondering and thinking about him. What is he up to? Is he angry at me for some reason? He did say he would call me later. When exactly is later? It seems that later has come and gone. Shall I start considering it ‘his’ loss now? He must learn to communicate with me on a much better level. I don’t know why he can’t even write me a letter. Is he illiterate, or what?